.!!!!!. This Joke will destroy your power of thinking
What do you call a Cow Dancing..?
Ans: "Guidance.."!
Geography Teacher: agar koi chota planet prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga..?
Student: to "Tadang" jaisa aavaj aayega.
Sir gusse se: Kyu ??
Student: "Ye Duniya ,,,,
Ye Duniya Pittal di.
dont kill me aftr dis...😅
Girl at a stationary store.
Girl: I want a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho??
Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the,
PAAN PARAAG
PAAN MASALA-
PAAN PARAG!
Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha!
KYUN ?
Kyuki,
UNCHE LOG!
UNCHI PASAND MANIKCHAND
🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐
Why ppl don!t clap in Afghanistan? ?
Because there's the tali-ban!
🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐
If u touch 2014 calender u will get a Shock
.
do u know y?
.
Bcoz
2014 is "CURRENT" year..
🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐
This PJ might blow ur senses away:
What do u call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day ?
Jaswanti
(just 1 tea)...
Hum Roz Message Q Bhejte Hai?
Masti.......? NO
Timepass....? NO
Hum Message Bhejte Hai
Taki Apki Reading Capacity Strong Ho.
Padhega INDIA,
Tabhi To Badhega INDIA...
